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American Ultra

We head on over to the Korova Milkbar for a bit of the old Ultra-violence…

Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Connie Britton, Topher Grace and Walton Goggins
Written by: Max Landis
Directed by: Nima Nourizadeh
Rated ‘R’ for language, violence, some more violence and shitty bureaucrats
Runtime 95 minutes
Release 8/21/2015

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Fantastic Four

A fantastic bore. A fantastic snore. A fantastic chore. A fantastic five…shots of alcohol.

Starring a big middle finger
Written by: a bunch of jerks
Directed by: the Millennial id personified
Rated ‘PG-13′ for bullshit
Runtime 100 infinite minutes
Release it was. Unfortunately.

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Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Tom Cruise may have finally discovered the secret, and the combination for this life and where they keep it, in the fifth go-around for Ethan Hunt and the Impossible Mission Force.

Starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Sean Harris, Rebecca Ferguson, Simon Pegg, Alec Baldwin and Ving Rhames
Written by: Christopher McQuarrie
Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie
Rated ‘PG-13′ for action, suspense, violence some language and tradecraft
Runtime 131 minutes
Release 7/31/2015