We head on over to the Korova Milkbar for a bit of the old Ultra-violence…
Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Connie Britton, Topher Grace and Walton Goggins
Written by: Max Landis
Directed by: Nima Nourizadeh
Rated ‘R’ for language, violence, some more violence and shitty bureaucrats
Runtime 95 minutes
In a year jam-packed with great spy films, Guy Ritchie delivers one of the most charming adventures by remembering what movies should be: fun.
A fantastic bore. A fantastic snore. A fantastic chore. A fantastic five…shots of alcohol.
Starring a big middle finger
Written by: a bunch of jerks
Directed by: the Millennial id personified
Rated ‘PG-13′ for bullshit
Runtime 100 infinite minutes
Release it was. Unfortunately.
Tom Cruise may have finally discovered the secret, and the combination for this life and where they keep it, in the fifth go-around for Ethan Hunt and the Impossible Mission Force.
Starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Sean Harris, Rebecca Ferguson, Simon Pegg, Alec Baldwin and Ving Rhames
Written by: Christopher McQuarrie
Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie
Rated ‘PG-13′ for action, suspense, violence some language and tradecraft
Runtime 131 minutes