Antoine Fuqua’s remake of a remake is visceral, bloody and overstays its welcome. But with such a rich mythmaking tableau upon which to write, one wonders why we need a direct remake of a classic film.
Less a film, more an exercise in suffering that exhausts everyone involved, including the audience. Damn if it isn’t beautiful, though.
A 100% objective, completely artistic and high-falutin look back at the best ‘cinematic motion pictures’ of 2015, as painstakingly tallied by Steve. The results should be…well, if you know him, you can probably guess, but come see what’s what!
Hateful Eight? More like the…great and…neat, more than eight people…doing…things…yeah. Aaw, just go see it: Tarantino delivers a rough and tumble, mean-spirited bullet to the head of a Christmas present.
Before we get to The Expendables 3, Matt takes a look at that film’s director’s debut feature from down under. Leave it to the Aussies to better create the American Western better than we have in a long time…